Well apparently he's into motor boating.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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