i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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