Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
How naked do you want me to be?
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