Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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