She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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