To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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