That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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