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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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