More tranny stories later!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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