when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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