it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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