My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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