I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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