we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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