now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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