When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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