Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
