Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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