Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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