she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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