two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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