i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just made out with a guy for $7.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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