the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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