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It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
