"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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