I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
