why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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