school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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