Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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