He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
