Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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