Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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