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  would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?

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  After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore

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• (607): View more from New York

  you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it

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