If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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