He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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