So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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