I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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