I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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