Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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