At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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