Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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