so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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