why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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