some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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