Will you blow on my dice?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Terrible idea I love it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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