your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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