You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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