VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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