No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
They are going to name an STD after you.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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