after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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