Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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