Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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