ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
