My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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