I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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