took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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