Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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