im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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